David Edelman is a Bitch
After an in depth objective analysis by the Center for Bitches it has hereby been determined that David Edelman is factually a bitch. We spoke with some scientists at the Center for Bitches who made the following comment, "It was actually a very fast process in this case. We almost immediately recognized them as a bitch. They have high bitch tendencies with a 100% match to bitch."
By Nota Punkassbitch