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Seattle Police Descend on Ominous Garden

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Seattle, WA - Today Seattle police moved into the area labelled CHOP in order to take back the park and rid the city of an ominous pea patch. We spoke with an officer on the scene, "It was really scary. They just had tomatoes and lettuce and stuff growing at a public park. One person even had a knife for cutting the vegetables. I think I'm traumatized."

July 1, 2020 - Aaron Gainor

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