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Top Poultry Producer Releases New Holiday Line: OOPS! All Antibiotics!
This morning one of the country's top poultry producers unveiled their new holiday line: OOPS! All Antibiotics! "OOPS! All Antibiotics!" is a new twist on the classic turkey. We were able to sit down with one of the food scientists who led the project, Cyson Thicken. They had this to say: "As you know most poultry contains some amount of antibiotics, hormones and other synthetic chemicals. As you also might know our healthcare system is that of a dystopian nightmare where many have no access to proper treatment. OOPS! All Antibiotics! borrows a concept from the conservative model of trickle down economics and takes it from politics to the kitchen. Our hope is around the holidays wealthier family members will pay a little extra for a turkey that's actually all antibiotics. This way they can have a festive gathering while also providing much needed medication to their poverty stricken diseased relatives." At the time of the statement it was unclear if the antibiotic turkeys will be available in all areas or only the more demographically affluent.
October 16, 2023 - Ryan Kensington
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