Amid Heightened Tensions US Declares Gender Reveal Party on Russia
Washington, D.C. - Amid heightened tensions surrounding election tampering we've just received word that the US has launched a gender reveal party on Russia. Many acres are currently burning under a cloud of blue and pink smoke. However, president Trump insists "It's definitely a girl. I moved on her like a bitch." This is all the information we have at this time but plan to provide updates as we monitor the situation.
January 1, 2021 - Ryan Kensington
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