Politics
Celebrity Hip Hop Artists Unveil Plan to Defeat Trump
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To the confusion of many on July 4th Kanye West announced his bid for POTUS. There had been light speculation that he might be interested in politics based on him and his wife's recent involvement with president Trump. However, Kanye's incoherent direction in meetings with Trump didn't allude to a clear path for entering the political arena. Many conspiracy theories arose surrounding the unlikely duo. We here at Mind Eye Media are pleased to share that we have an answer to clear the confusion. An insider from the celebrity hip hop community reached out to us exclusively with this letter.
"Nation, The recent actions of Kanye West may have seemed off balance. We assure you that this charade was only part of a larger plan that we're all in on. We needed to get Kanye close to Donald Trump in order to marry his name with politics in the media. We needed to get Kanye in the mouths of evangelicals. We have a plan. As you already know Kanye has announced his bid for president in the 2020 election. This is not his personal bid. We, a coalition of celebrity hip hop artists needed to get someone on the inside. We chose Kanye because he has shown the ability to remain relevant in the media. His past concise criticism on national television of Bush's negligence during hurricane Katrina gained instant momentum. This is the force we needed. The past several months of what seemed like outbursts were actually a staged strategy to get Kanye closer to right wing voters. Our plan is to run Kanye and split Trump's vote. Then all we have to do is defeat Joe Biden. We have prominent democrats on board to help us do this. Once we win Kanye will be our face as the rest of us help mold our nation into a model that is truly great. Sincerely, The Tru World Order" |
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