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Greta Thunberg Announces 2020 Run for President of USA


Washington, D.C. - Friday night Greta Thunberg, liberal climate activist, defied all expectations by announcing her 2020 bid for President of the United States.  Top political analysts immediately called the announcement a bold protest with no root in reality.  We reached out to Dr. Moaba of the constitutional law department at The International Institute of Scientific Truth & Knowledge for comment on the situation.  "After reviewing laws regarding presidential qualifications we've found there actually is a loophole that legitimizes her ability to hold office.  In their patriarchal frenzy to establish laws it appears the authors of the constitution failed to list women as human beings.  Later, when the 19th amendment was established it solidified women's rights as humans.  Fortunately for Greta this means previous articles of the constitution don't apply to her, only amendments made after the 19th.  This is going to make for a very interesting race."   
Ryan Kensington - September 27, 2019
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