Science & Mathematics
Turns out Alex Jones IS full of shit
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A recent study by leading scholars and scientists shows conclusive proof that Alex Jones is definitely full of shit. The study, a rigorous system of scientific method, found that 100% (see scientific chart below) of the news Jones reports is no more than the fleeting thoughts of a baboon. Jones, who has amassed a fortune selling conspiracy theory falsities could not be reached for comment. However, it is believed that he understands 100% of his content is fabricated. What do you think? Take our "Is Alex Jones full of shit?" survey below.
Aaron Gainor - January 8, 2018
Chart from the International Institute of Scientific Truth & Knowledge
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*Photo of Alex Jones after realizing he's full of shit
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