Science & Mathematics
Toilet Paper Equations Baffle Mathematicians
Mathematicians for the International Institute of Scientific Truth & Knowledge have become increasingly perplexed by toilet paper equations. When asked to comment one man said, "It appears to be either ludicrous or complete genius. Previously we believed twelve multiplied by two was twenty four. With this new data presented by the toilet paper industry we're finding the correct answer to the equation may in fact be 27. What a time to be alive among the leading minds in math." All of this comes as a big blow to math and everything we understand about it. For instance, there are new multipliers Double Plus and Mega Plus. So far we can't figure out what numeric values are associated with the new multipliers. It seems they may be fluid which would leave the idea of math as a finite discipline in the past. Two equations big toilet paper rolled out are four to the power of Mega Plus equals eighteen and sixteen to the power of Double Plus equals thirty six. We're not sure where the numbers will settle but we're very excited to see what ground breaking mathematical statements come next.

Ryan Kensington  January 10, 2019


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