Science & Mathematics
Earth Isn't Flat, It's an Echo Chamber
Late one night scientist Poe Heugly was debating a flat earth enthusiast on Facebook. Roughly halfway through the conversation Poe had a groundbreaking epiphany. His inability to get anywhere in the argument by utilizing sound logic was simply because logic doesn't exist. "It took countless conversations on the internet to build the data that isn't actually data." Poe commented. What he's referring to is his latest revelation that the earth in fact is not flat or round, it's an echo chamber. "See, before we believed all matter was made of molecules and whatnot, but that was only because people kept saying that." Poe continued, "The collective force of our beliefs is really what holds all of this together." His new theory is already under peer review by his colleagues at the International Institute of Scientific Truth and Knowledge who confirm his findings. It's a brave new world and we're speaking it into existence.
Ryan Kensington - January 10, 2019
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