Politics

Amid Surging National Support of Bernie Fox News HQ Spontaneously Combusts

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New York, NY - We just received reports that Fox News headquarters in New York is ablaze in a three alarm fire.  People on the ground near the chaos reported that the entire building seemed to ignite at once.  We spoke to a person who narrowly escaped the fire, "It was crazy!  As support for Bernie kept increasing peoples heads began to physically grow larger.  Their faces became bright red and then they just burst into flames!"  As firefighters fight the flames scientists from the International Institute of Truth and Knowledge have been working to learn how such a strange occurrence has happened.  We spoke to one of the scientists who said, "After analyzing the situation we've come to the conclusion that everyone in the building experienced spontaneous combustion almost in unison.  It's a very strange incident indeed."  We will update the story as more details become available.

Ryan Kensington - February 26, 2020

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