Politics

Biden Announces New Campaign Slogan: Take the D Train to Boomtown

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After last nights debate we reached out to candidate hopefuls for comment.  In a surprising twist Joe Biden informed us that the momentum spooled from the debate is leading his campaign in a new direction.  "I think it's clear America needs a boomer candidate who can lead the party in the right direction.  I'm the candidate who can lead this D train to Boomtown!" Biden commented.  "That's the new message we're running on.  That's the wind in our sails."

Ryan Kensington - June 28, 2019

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