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Austin Shuffield Wins Bitch-Ass of the Year Award

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Today judges for the official Bitch-Ass of the Year Awards announced a unanimous 2019 victory by Austin Shuffield.  "We don't usually have a winner this early in the year because we want to see who the biggest bitch is, but the decision to move forward with Austin taking the number one spot was a no-brainer" one judge commented.  Austin Shuffield was arrested for assaulting a woman after escalating an argument over where her car was parked.  Another judge said, "I saw the video and couldn't vote for him fast enough.  He is the epitome of bitch-ass and exactly the kind of person who deserves the award.  It's highly unlikely he'll be dethroned this year."  

Ryan Kensington - March 21, 2019

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