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Hamburglar Caters Clemson NCAA Championship Dinner
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When you think about dinner at the White House you probably think delectable and beautifully presented food prepared by a professional chef and staff. For NCAA Football champions Clemson that was not the case. "We walked in and the room smelled like onions and pepperoni. There was crap everywhere. It looked like they gave a ten year old a credit card. We were hoping for steaks, seafood or something good that we don't normally have as college students." one Clemson athlete commented. What he was referring to is just the latest twist by president Trump who hired the Hamburglar to cater a celebratory event in honor of the NCAA champs. Not only is Trump failing the nation politically, he's now proving ineffective on the culinary front as well. We couldn't reach the Hamburglar for comment but his publicist sent his well wishes to fans, "Burgle, burgle, burgle."
Aaron Gainor - January 14, 2019
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