Science

Study:  Chevy Not Actively in a Chase

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Controversy over Hollywood star Chevy Chase's name grew hot over the weekend as a recent study by the International Institute for Scientific Truth & Knowledge determined he's not actively being chased.  Could this be true after being named Chase for so many years?  One scientist weighed in, "...we began growing increasingly skeptical when one of our colleagues saw Chase simply sitting at a stoplight.  He didn't appear to be eluding or pursuing anyone."  Following this observation scientists took Chase's name to task where they resolved that he is in fact not being chased.  

Aaron Gainor - January, 2019

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