Politics

Whimsical Sidekick Attempts to Assume Lead Role

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President Obama's whimsical sidekick, Joe Biden, has officially put his hat in the race to take the lead role as POTUS.  We met with Biden to get his take on why he's positioning for the lead role.  He had this to say, "...well see, I was a popular sidekick in several memes. I'm really looking to become sort of a meme maker."  We also asked him about recent controversy regarding his physical interactions with women which have been called into question as possibly inappropriate.  Biden commented, "What?  So I get a little close and smell a little hair.  So what?  Boys will be boys!"  Please take part in our official poll below.

Ryan Kensington - April 26, 2019

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