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Breaking: Roseanne Takes Ambien - Writes Nazi Manifesto

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We've just received news that a Nazi manifesto was found at Roseanne's home.  Reached for comment she said, "...I took some Ambien and the next thing I knew I had written a 200 page manifesto.  I've really got to find a different sleep aid."  Speculation as to whether or not the prescription drug fueled the manifesto is sparking a hot debate.

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