Breaking: Roseanne Takes Ambien - Writes Nazi Manifesto
We've just received news that a Nazi manifesto was found at Roseanne's home. Reached for comment she said, "...I took some Ambien and the next thing I knew I had written a 200 page manifesto. I've really got to find a different sleep aid." Speculation as to whether or not the prescription drug fueled the manifesto is sparking a hot debate.
Ryan Kensington - January, 2019