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Since Wednesday was Opposite Day Trump's Guilt is Actually an Exoneration


In special council Robert Mueller's press conference early Wednesday morning he confirmed president Trump was involved in a crime regarding Russian interference in the 2016 election.  Mueller's findings of the president's guilt immediately exonerate Trump.  When reached for comment Trump said, "See, smarty pants Bobby forgot one major factor.  Wednesday is opposite day; always has been opposite day."  Then he winked at the camera and said, "We're not going to Burger King." as he boarded Air Force One.
Ryan Kensington - May 30, 2019
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