Politics
Social Media Justice Warrior Launches Millionth Heated Petition
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A woman fed up with the length of the Mueller investigation published a new petition titled, Impeach 45 Today. Upon contacting her she said, "I know it's like the millionth petition and none of the other petitions on the internet ever work, but I believe this is the one." She's confident the petition is worded in such a way that the entire legal system will come unbuckled as soon as she shares it on Facebook. "Any law that previously kept online petitions from having any real world effect can't stand up to this one. I can't wait to see Trump's face when my petition takes him down." she said. She wouldn't share the contents of the petition at the time of the interview for fear another social justice warrior might steal her idea. However, considering blind confidence is part of the recipe for success we're sure Impeach 45 Today will stand the test of the Constitution and overrule ridiculous legal stipulations that have left previous petitions doomed.
Ryan Kensington - January 12, 2019
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